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Your crush walks in the room…

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Your friend instantly turns to you and is like

And you’re just like,

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When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit send.

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can we please just take a moment and realize how fucking gorgeous these men are. I mean really, the pleasure is all mine.

Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep

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nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

JESUS

love this.